Chris Smith
Food Provider and Second Human
Chris is a freelance web developer specializing in WordPress, Shopify, and Drupal
Nell
Vice President, Naps Division
Nell started her career as a guard dog for a drug dealer, and grew into being a guard of the couch later in her career.
Biscuit
Vice President, Chase and Catch
Biscuit started his professional career in a apprenticeship under Nell, but soon outpaced her. His area of expertise is running laps and chasing balls.
Pam
Campus Security
Toothless, ferocious, and schoolyard bully.
Cyril
Assistant to the Regional Manager
Fluffy and basically a live Muppet.
Fish
Underwater Basket Weaving Specialist
He swims around and eats shrimp. Sometimes he gets mad at plants.